Will you be my Valentine? 💘

This is a very serious decision. Please choose wisely.

Status: awaiting answer…

Tip: the “YES” button is shy. Like… *criminally* shy.

HOW DARE YOU

Shocked cat gif

Excuse me?? In this economy?? On this day??

Wow. That’s accurate.

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You selected: “I don’t deserve you.” Correct. But I’m trying.

Coupon: 1 free hug + 2 compliments + unlimited snacks 🍫